The Cephalopod Club Manifesto

We believe that Cephalopods are utterly amazing animals, and we fully respect their elusive behaviour.

We pledge to enjoy and marvel at Cephalopods in their natural habitat without active physical contact from our side. We leave it upon the Cephalopod in question to interact with us, respecting their suckers and tentacles one at a time…and will savour every moment of this unique encounter.

We seek to remind cephalopods to stay anti-social towards humans, and foremost, support them to not joining any social media, above or underwater.

We think that classifying them in the order of molluscs is one of mankind's biggest mistakes, and it does not show enough respect for these fantastic creatures. We seek a change to have their own phylum, knowing that any Cephalopod would probably even care about all of this.

We believe that Cephalopods are amazing and seek to protect their environment from being further contaminated in any way.

We recognise that Cephalopods are real illusionists and one of the best escape artists on this planet.

We hope that Cephalopods will remain in all oceans and seas for many millions of years after the disappearance of our so-called civilisation, and we hope that they will meet their counterparts in outer space.

We acknowledge that Cephalopods are highly sensitive and ensure that we will not use any chemicals on our skin before having a possible encounter with them.

We are sure that the Cephalopods don't give a sucker about us…. although, of course, we hope that they do.

And so we say to all our members:

CEPHALOPODS ROCK!